Zobmondo!!

Have to remove tied-together sneakers that were thrown over high-power lines 30 feet above you?

or Have to do enough research to find the best explanation for why people throw shoes up there in the first place?

FYI: In 1832 Walt Webster received a patent for attaching rubber to shoes, thereby inventing something that in future years could be used to throw over power lines 30 feet above you.

Meanwhile 40% of women admit to throwing shoes at men.