Have the fire department extricate you from your own chimney after impersonating Santa Claus for your kids
or
have your neighbors catch you trampling their yard helping your kids TP(toilet paper) their house?
FYI: Santa needs all the help he can get: There are an estimated 378 million Christian children in the world, according to the Population Reference Bureau. At an average rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes that Santa must deliver to each year.
On average, there are 333 squares of tolet paper on a roll. Assume one "tramp" per square and two tramps per second. Police are on patrol four minutes away. Knowing that the neighbors dialed 911 after your 54th tramp, how many more tramps are left until you're in handcuffs?
Let me know when you're ready for the answer. Ok, it's what you get if you subtract this number from 333 and get 301.
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