Disc Golf Lunch?

So, how do you think you'd play in the second round of a tournament after eating this burger?

"GRAND RAPIDS, Michigan - Well, at least the salsa is low-cal. The West Michigan Whitecaps, a minor league baseball team, will be offering up major league cholesterol, carbohydrates and calories in an enormous hamburger being added to the menu this year at the Fifth Third Ballpark.The 4-pound, $20 burger features five beef patties, five slices of cheese, nearly a cup of chili and liberal doses of salsa and corn chips, all on an 8-inch sesame-seed bun. That's a lot of dough!

The Grand Rapids Press reports that anyone who eats the entire 4,800-calorie behemoth in one sitting will receive a special T-shirt. Saner fans can divide it up with a pizza cutter and share.
The Midwest League team is a Class A affiliate of the Detroit Tigers."

Wow, I'd have to have something more than a tee-shirt if I was going to try and eat that baby! Atleast a tote bag to throw up in. Let me know if there's anyone out there who tries this one.